A fat guy that sells fidget spinners for €5 to make money. He farts too often and steals conn's chicken. Always follows the Popular people around even if he isn't wanted. Acts like a Dickhead 24/7.
Man why is that Lawrence following us...
by Damnjustin May 17, 2017
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A beer that is 3/4 or more full that someone merely takes a few sips from and casts aside thus abandoning at any social gathering. Also see "Larry."
Does anyone want this Lawrence that somebody left on the kitchen counter? It's still cold.
by Mister Fla February 3, 2010
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Lawrence is basically a bitch's name. Want to tell someone they a gronk? Call them Lawrence. It's one of the worst insults known to mankind. A Lawrence will constantly argue without considering facts, instead choosing to aggressively take a stance that is obviously incorrect.
"Richard shot my builds down!"
"That was Darren, not Richard."
"NO, IT WAS RICHARD. I REMEMBER IT WAS RICHARD!"
"Darren admitted to shooting it."
"I'm not going to apologise."
"fuck you Lawrence."
by aaronsfather March 25, 2020
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An asshole, somebody who you can't trust.... He will fuck you over. He sucks at life and will occasionally text you and get your hopes up then fucking treat you like trash.
BESTFRIEND A: dude Lawrence texted me what do I say?

BESTFRIEND B: tell him "fuck you"
by Manhandled April 10, 2014
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A name Faggots or a Sailor has, if you're Lawrence, your new name is Gomer Pyle
"LAWRENCE? ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE NAMED LAWRENCE"
by some random dead guy March 27, 2019
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A person who normally wants friends is a total nerd and sucks dick for money. he will do anything for love because he is disowned by his family. he has a dick the size of a pin
and normally has anal with himself. last name normally burk
lawernce: LOVE ME
lawrence's mum: Fuck No
by JTHOMSON October 10, 2011
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