sucks lawn gnomes 

No one actually knows what it means. It is a quirky little phrase that most people don't really get to use. Its fun to say.
**WARNING: Do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard**

"That sucks lawn Gnomes."
"Whats that mean?"
"I dunno. Its fun to say"

sucks lawn gnomes by Kayla April 16, 2005

lawn gnome 

Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.

Person #1: Where'd Bob go?
Person #2: Lawn gnomes got 'em.

lawn gnome by Master Gee May 17, 2004

Lawn Gnome Syndrome 

n. A mental ailment similar to depression, characterized by a tendancy to mope and be unhappy.
Acronym: LGS.

A: "He's sitting in the corner all alone moping. What's wrong with him?"
Dr. B: "He has Lawn Gnome Syndrome. Go and force him to feel better."

Lawn Gnome Syndrome by qqq March 29, 2005

lawn gnome 

n. A small woodland creature, usually cast from cement or a similar compound. They tend to gather in large groups in trailer parks (specifically on the front lawns), and come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors.

"Whoa, check out that thar lawn gnome Billy Bob got.. I wish i could get me one uh them - all green and purty and stuff"

lawn gnome by tainted May 13, 2005

Lawn Gnome 

To ring someone's doorbell then run on their front lawn and make a funny face and/or position when they answer the door. Hold that position until they go back inside, even if they yell at you.

Dude! Let's go play Lawn Gnome!

Lawn Gnome by Glayyyyyyyyy October 22, 2007

lawn gnome 

something that is almost as creepy as clowns

i really dislike lawn gnomes

lawn gnome by maroo August 6, 2006

lawn gnome 

When you pass out in someone's lawn, you magically transform into one of these majestic mythical creatures.

Old lady Cooper found a lawn gnome in her yard this morning after the wedding reception.

lawn gnome by Donny Mac July 19, 2011