You see a black girl with a huge butt and exclaim: Oh Lawd Jesus that ass!
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Black women dialogue for; "Oh how interestingly spontaneous that this particular event occurred at this paradime."
Shaniquela: "Oh Mama Jackson, me and Jamar O'Ryan are having a baby."

Mama Jackson: "Oh lawd Jesus!"
by Le_Willis April 8, 2014
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The highest possible level of chonk attainable.
My sister's cat weighs 15kg (33lbs), oh lawd he comin'!
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the thiccest lad known to mankind
Friend A: "The big chungus is one of the thiccest beings in the universe."

Friend B: "No. My cat is the thiccest being."

*cat walks in*

Friend A: "oh lawd he coming"
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A phrase used to describe obese cats. It must be in all caps and spelled exactly the way it is shown above.
"Do you have a cat."

"Yeah. He weighs like 30 pounds though."

"OH LAWD, HE COMIN!"
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What you say when in the presence of a chonk, a round boyo, or any other absolute unit
Hey, look over at the neighbors cat!

AW LAWD HE COMIN
by Oracle.exe January 13, 2019
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