Law of averages
Law of averages by anonymous January 14, 2021
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The Law of Averages
The Law of Averages is a layman's term used to describe the belief that the results of any given event "work out" or "even out" over a set of trials in the short run.
The LoA's assumes that balance will always occur within a small sample.
Essentially, it is the belief that a rare occurrence will happen given enough time and is similar to the shotgun effect
The LoA's assumes that balance will always occur within a small sample.
Essentially, it is the belief that a rare occurrence will happen given enough time and is similar to the shotgun effect
1) If you flip a coin 10 times, the Law of Averages states that 5 flips will be heads, and the other 5 flips will be tails.
2) If you apply to enough Universities, the Law of Averages states that you will eventually get into atleast one.
2) If you apply to enough Universities, the Law of Averages states that you will eventually get into atleast one.
The Law of Averages by JrBalrog January 2, 2012
The Law of Averages
The trump card used at a cocktail party to convince someone who has lesser academic background and sophistication and legitimize your argument.
Q: Gun control doesn’t work!
A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.
Q: 2nd amendment!
A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).
Q: The government is not taking my guns away!
A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.
Q: Government will not control me!
A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?
Q: Yes?
A: The Law of Averages!
A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.
Q: 2nd amendment!
A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).
Q: The government is not taking my guns away!
A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.
Q: Government will not control me!
A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?
Q: Yes?
A: The Law of Averages!
The Law of Averages by vamonos a la playa January 2, 2013
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable