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A kid who wishes hsi penis was large, but in fact, it is so small that his horny father mistook it for a vegina, and then he got beat on all night long.
Man thats small, you must be Laven.
by A Guy February 08, 2005
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the coolest kid on earth who ahs a big russian wang which is 42 inches long(circumcised) he also loves the cougar pussy
laven has a huge cock that means we should all obey the laven or else he'll cock slap us
by lavender January 31, 2005
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