giada de laurentiis 

The hot guido on food network who makes tasty Italian dishes while teasing you with firm breasts and tomato red lips. Her show is the closest thing to food porn on basic cable. She is known for adapting traditional Italian dishes to a level of difficulty that someone as stupid as you could make. She also likes to make you feel bad by exaggerating the Italian pronunciation of words like pancetta (pan-cheyt-ta) and prosciutto (shove-your-cock-in-my-mouth). My girlfriend and her roommates think she has an abnormally large head.

Rachel Ray looks like she can suck some dick, but I'd bang the shit out of Giada De Laurentiis

giada de laurentiis by clarence beeks December 9, 2008

giada de laurentiis 

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis

giada de laurentiis by god June 4, 2005

Laurentiu 

Laurentiu is the sexiest man you will ever meet, he is amazing and has a very good penis. 10/10. Would recommend!

Did you see Laurentiu yesterday? He was SO hot!

Laurentiu by xyyeheudi June 1, 2020

Laurenish 

A term used to describe a unique person (usually female) that no one in that immediate group likes due to a collection of things:

1. Bullshit.
2. More bullshit.
3. The creation of false rumours.
4. False threats. eg. suicide
5. False accusations. eg. rape
6. Cyber harassment (usually text messages or IM conversations).

Tom: Oh hey man... my dad owns Jamaica. Also did you know Jack slept with a Giraffe. But yeah... I got raped by Nathan so i'm gonna go kill myself. Oh btw did you get my hate texts yesterday?

Barry: Dude.. dont be so laurenish.

Laurenish by gibbingslfc March 7, 2010

laurengitis 

to have the affliction of being lauren
not an unpleasant affliction per say, but may make you prone to bouts of AWESOMENESS

"ive got laurengitis"

laurengitis by lo-lipop January 20, 2009

Laurentia 

It was taken from a saint's name, Saint Laurentius.. Laurentius is dedicated for a guy name, and Laurentia is for the girl.. Most of people named Laurentia has a unique individuality, a natural-born adventurist and a risk taker.. In the other side, they are sweet, kind and loyal.. Physically, they are sexy.. They have confidence, and they are brave..

Laurentia is the sweetest person I have ever known!

Laurentia by ClaraShela September 30, 2011

Lavrentii 

LOVES GAY SEX AND HAS A SMALL DICK WITH BIG BALLS.

LAVRENTII IS ALSO JEWISH

Lavrentii by Mamed November 7, 2022