1. when a group of criminal makes money out of illegal arms sales, smuggling, organized crime, drug trafficking, prostitution rings, embezzlement, insider trading, bribery and computer fraud schemes hide how they make their money by disguising the sources, changing the form, or moving the funds to a place where they are less likely to attract attention.
2. when you wash your pants and there is still money inside them
2. when you wash your pants and there is still money inside them
by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004
(n.) Similar to the act of "money laundering" whereas the process consists of hiding money and also making more money through a sometimes concealed entity. Conversely, "skank laundering" is the process of hiding the source of skanking by processing it through another entity such as "hanging with the bros" or "working" and then continuously banging new filthy skanks while avoiding suspicion from significant others or fagot social media.
Tony: "So I been skanking down the shore in Belmar all summer bro, fuck that facebook shit, girls catch on and alert other skanks.
Paisan:"straight up skank laundering T"
Paisan:"straight up skank laundering T"
by Who am I? Who the hell are u? January 10, 2014
v: To download music from an illegal source (usually bittorrent) and whitewash it by performing an iTunes Match in the iCloud.
Pirate: "I totally just downloaded the Foo Fighters discography on bittorent today".
Friend: "Yea but aren't you worried you'll get sued?"
Pirate: "Nah yo- I'll just use Apple's music laundering service."
Friend: "Yea but aren't you worried you'll get sued?"
Pirate: "Nah yo- I'll just use Apple's music laundering service."
by everchanging1 June 6, 2011
If we get caught money laundering, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison
by dildo777 September 20, 2018
Truth Laundering. Just like Money Laundering but with the truth. When the search to find the truth requires following so many different leads and sources that the real truth will never actually be found.
There are so many sources of misinformation on the way to really find the truth, this is pure Truth Laundering!
-Describing the Trump Administration
-Describing the Trump Administration
by HoleWrecker July 28, 2017
When you leave your USB drive in your pocket and wash your clothes. The drive typically works, smells fresh, and still has the same crap stored on it.
Damn i left my thumb drive in my pocket. I guess I am into USB laundering. I should throw my hat into the USB mob.
by doctoroctos November 13, 2008
The act of covering up a friend or colleagues negative mental attitude (Monday attitude) on a Friday evening while hanging out in a group of people.
-Brian Smith
-Brian Smith
I noticed you brought Jeremiah with you and he brought his normal dickish attitude.. You're always fucking Monday Laundering him!
by Economic Hitman December 12, 2015