“Launchers are the first category I got platinum” 

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

“Launchers are the first category I got platinum” by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

missile launchers 

Term to discribe large erect nipples on a set of moobs.

"I see your trying to show off those guns Mr. Tight Shirt, but I can't seem to look past those missile launchers fat boy!"

missile launchers by n00bch0p February 11, 2009

Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers

Scariest thing ever

Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh

Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010

Afganistan rocket launchers 

When you stick mentos inside a vegina then put a 2 liter of coke bottle inside and watch it shoot out like a rocket.

Holy shit we are getting attacked grab that girls we need to make a afganistan rocket launchers

Afganistan rocket launchers by Caption ginger beard February 21, 2019

mommy luncher 

A parent who insists on treating their preteen child / children like babies. Specifically meeting with them during team lunches for sports teams their child participates in.

Look at that mommy luncher, she didn't have time to eat her lunch because she was blowing on her 12 year old son's hot chocolate to cool it off and then needed to put dressing on her 14 year old daughter's salad. She may not have enough energy to follow their ski lesson around this afternoon.

mommy luncher by DiscoChuck January 31, 2015

broccoli lynchers

an alt-right cyber-terrorist organization originating from the minecraft server pvp.thearchon.net

The founders consist of Mossburgshotty11, Munchies and ASMaster who are all known alt-right minecraft players.

They enjoy terrorising kids on minecraft, raiding their bases with their tnt cannons.

"The Broccoli Lynchers hung my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers swatted my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers planted Broccoli in my yard"
"The Broccoli Lynchers are the best faction on amber"
"The Broccoli Lynchers DDoSed me"
"The Broccoli Lynchers hate blacks"

broccoli lynchers by 123sozloser December 15, 2019

I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher 

A meme started years ago. 2015-2016

Tim: Im gay
Kevin: I'm bi
Jerry: I'm les
Tyrone: I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher

I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher by BDSpeedGang February 28, 2017