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Latvian Train collision 

A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.
"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."
Latvian Train collision by Ekker October 10, 2021

Latvian firecracker 

The act of an anal sex that involves the receiver getting atleast 1 firecracker up the anus. When she refuses, or things go bad, the man will fly over to Latvia and live his life and start over again.
Me and my girlfriend felt daring, we decided to try the Latvian Firecracker. It's a shame she's not here anymore.

Latvian waxing 

Latvian waxing is when a person who consumed large amount of alcohol falls asleep in bed with lit cigarette causing the whole house get burned to the ground.
I became homeless after my Russian roommate had drunk the whole bottle of vodka and died of Latvian waxing

Latvian Jelly 

Where one sexual partner makes a jelly mixture up and pours it over the partner when it is cool but not set. They let it set on their partner's skin and later lick it off and eat it off the skin including all orifices. Lemon flavour or lime flavour tastes best
* Hey bitch, what's for dinner tonight?
* Don't know about you, but I'm having Latvian jelly
Latvian Jelly by JulieX56 July 22, 2009
an awesome person; totally chill; party hard drinker; comes from eastern europe; best partier; pleasures guys; knows how to have a good time; beautiful girls; sexy guys
person 1: wow, who is that she's awesome!
person 2: oh, that's a latvian;]
latvian by yebro May 6, 2011

Latvian Jelly 

Jelly (usually lime flavoured) made by one sexual partner inside the anus of the other. Once set, the jelly is excreted and consumed by one or both parties
I made some Latvian jelly last night and it took ages to set
Latvian Jelly by DGW December 14, 2007