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Latte Liberal 

An financially comfortable person who claims to support liberal causes, then acts completely different.
latte liberals disapprove of school vouchers for kids in poorly run urban schools yet take their children to private schools, therefore avoiding the problems of public schools. Protesting the war in Iraq, yet support Tibet freedom from China, which would be even more bloodier
Latte Liberal by Hepziba9 January 12, 2009
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Latte Liberal 

A well-educated professional in the middle to upper middle class who fights for the environment, quality education, higher education, registered democrats, and fights for others less fortunate for the greater good of humanity.
My attorney, dentist, and accountant are "latte liberals". So is our neighbor who is an environmental scientist.
Latte Liberal by Webtraveler June 17, 2016

Latte Liberals 

"Liberals" who have nothing better to do than to join fashionable causes.

This term derives from liberals who sit around and drink overpriced diluted Starbucks coffee while lamenting the plight of the poor.

Latte Liberals have no sense of discretion and usually forget what they're arguing about soon after other latte liberals judge newer causes (polygamy, discrimination against left-handers, etc.) to be more worthy.

Note contrast to cornflake conservative
New Hampshire is invaded by Latte Liberals from Vermont once every four years.
Latte Liberals by voteswinger February 28, 2005

Late-Stage Liberal Democracy

A political condition where democratic institutions (elections, parliaments, free press) exist formally, but their substance is eroded by corporate power, media concentration, and the influence of money in politics. Public discourse is dominated by spectacle; voters have choices, but all major parties are variants of the same neoliberal consensus. Late‑stage liberal democracy often produces democratic fatigue, low turnout, and cynicism, while the state increasingly uses surveillance and police power to manage dissent. It is not yet authoritarian, but it is post‑democratic in practice.
Late-Stage Liberal Democracy Example: “In late‑stage liberal democracy, you can vote for change – but every candidate takes money from the same lobbyists. The election happens, but the outcomes are predetermined by capital.”

Late-Stage Liberalism

A critical term for the decay of classical liberal institutions and values under neoliberal pressures. It describes a condition where formal liberties (speech, assembly, elections) persist, but substantive freedoms (economic security, access to healthcare, freedom from precarity) are hollowed out. Late‑stage liberalism is marked by a widening gap between liberal rhetoric (rights, democracy) and illiberal realities (surveillance, police violence, corporate capture). It often produces political paralysis: the state is unable to address crises because it is captured by private interests. Some theorists link it to “authoritarian liberalism” – a regime that defends capitalist property relations with increasingly illiberal means.
Late-Stage Liberalism Example: “Late‑stage liberalism means you can protest freely, but the police will beat you; you can vote, but both parties serve donors; you have free speech, but algorithms shadow‑ban you. The form remains, the substance evaporates.”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026