latspread

When you see a guy walking as if he has tremendous back muscles and his arms are proped up at the sides. usually a real skinny guy trying to look bigger or a fat guy trying to hide his extra 200 pounds of McDonalds.

"did you see the latspread on that kid in the gym ? he has got to be fuckin kidding"

latspread by totalasshole September 8, 2005

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Lambspread

Jamaican slang for high quality marijuana

Mi Haffi Bunn De Lambspread

Lambspread by Paddzizilla November 28, 2006

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Lezspreading

Manspreading, except the action is done by a lesbian, so it's hot

Did you see the way Kate McKinnon was sitting in that jumpsuit? She was totally lezspreading!

Lezspreading by somanymemes January 20, 2018

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Lansprado

The broke kid in the group. Always appears to be penniless.

The one who always shows up with no money.
Never trust such people to be wise because they put their wants before their needs.
You might feel sorry for them but they too know that it is their fault why they are in such a situation now.

Larry: Heyyy......if you don't mind, could you lend me some money to buy the new Deadpool x anime crossover?
Barry: Wait, what? Not again, dude! When are you going to stop being such a lansprado, just like a cheap ripoff of the

new Cadbury spread.

Lansprado by igenuinelyhopeyou'renotdogpoop March 16, 2019