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Jonking Late Mate 

Jonking: Up to interpretation

Stroking at night, playing, crying, laughing, eating
$35 for jonking late mate in the studio
Jonking Late Mate by necobunny August 7, 2024

phone a mate when its late 

The phoneage of a mate (just for some banter) after consuming a large quantity of beer at a late hour of the evening
I did a phone a mate when its late the other day and got a right cunting!! mwahahahahahahaha!!!! What a twat!!

Late-Stage Materialism

A doctrinaire commitment to the philosophy that only matter exists, extended beyond its useful boundaries into dogmatic denial of any phenomena that might challenge it—consciousness, meaning, subjective experience, or emergent properties. Late‑stage materialism refuses to engage with findings from its own methodology (e.g., the hard problem of consciousness) and instead explains away anomalies by calling them "illusions" or "folk psychology." It functions as a metaphysical faith, defended with the same fervor as the religious worldviews it claims to oppose. Materialism becomes a closed system, immune to revision.
Late-Stage Materialism Example: "He insisted that love was 'just chemicals' and that anyone who felt otherwise was deluded—late‑stage materialism, reducing all value to physics and mistaking reduction for explanation."

laternate 

The display portion of an all-in-one enclosure style PC. Usually used by the ignorant when describing that which they do not understand.
The resolution and clarity on Apple's latest laternate is unparalleled in the industry.
laternate by bjones June 11, 2006

Late Night Meat Beating Materiel 

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026