Chronic Lateness 

A medical condition where a man constantly arrives late because he has to find and purchase marijuana. Often witnessed by fully clothed, make-upped, perfumed
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.

Woman 1: Dang, Ricky isn't here yet and it's already 11:30.

Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.

Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.

Chronic Lateness by Dj Really Real January 30, 2010

laterness 

1. A slang word used instead of the already slang "later". Used to pronounce one's leave or departure.

2. Catchphrase of a guy named Dai.

1. I'm going now, I'll cya laterness.

2. Guy1: You going dude?
Dai: Yeah man.
Guy1: Seeya.
Dai: Laterness.

laterness by nobodyyoudknow July 30, 2006

Lamenessisocity

the act or state of being lame to the point one needs extra syllables to to verbalize the idea.

lamenessisocity, no explanation necessary.

Lamenessisocity by whippey August 2, 2008

lameness 

the state of being lame.

The poser's lameness knew no bounds; he thought I'd be impressed by his hairy chest and his Pontiac.

lameness by snarkette May 29, 2004

latiness 

This is a word of my own creation. I created it when I was a kid. It is a combination of the word Latina + Princess = Latiness. A Latina Princess.

That Latina carries herself well, I think she is very latiness.

latiness by Ana M Soriano April 22, 2008

Latiness 

Something that is Latin

I thought he had some sort of Latiness in him.

Latiness by Alicia Robles July 16, 2005

laterness 

1. A word used instead of 'goodbye' or 'see you later'. Mostly used online.

2. A word used to describe something to happen in the future.

1."Dude, I have to go now. Laterness." or "Yeah, I'm going to eat dinner. Laterness."

2. "I am going to brush my teeth in the laterness. But not right now. Yeah."

laterness by Tony the Squirrel September 8, 2003