Laser pussy

a girl who has had a shit load of procedures done to her body and,or face to make her look better for example: laser hair removal,bikini line done by laser, and, or plastic surgery.

that girl is so fine, she damn near perfect, she's what you would call laser pussy.

Laser pussy by christian luyando February 14, 2009

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pussy laser

When a person has the ability to shoot a beam of laser from their pussy. Similar to the twat gun.

She nearly scorched my cock off with her pussy laser!

pussy laser by muthaf January 27, 2009

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No Ball Pussy Loser

"NBPL", from the movie out cold. Refers to someone who is a bitch or is acting like one.

Steve: "Why is John alone watching Bruce with JD and coke in the other room when Brooke wants him so bad."
Alex: "Cuz John is king of the no ball pussy losers."

No Ball Pussy Loser by Bruce Springsteen February 26, 2009

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My fantasy is living the rest of my life as a pussy free loser cuck that is only allowed to look at censored or gay porn. I feel like I cheated coming to your page.

pussy free loser cuck by anonymous March 18, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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