To be the victim of a shocking event, an event so shocking that you would never believe it would happen.

Alternative: to be boys with Chuck Liddell

A nap taken after participating in a Carnegie Mellon event called Buggy, where people push 3 wheeled vehicles around at 6-9 am on weekend mornings.

Also known as the zoo, where frats are the typical weekend spot (at least for the freshmen) and parties happen everynight, some even starting at noon. Umass loves its violence too, what other campus has had a 15 year old kid stab a student in the head with a screwdriver.

A fleck of spittle that flies from the mouth of a speaker, often to land on the face of a listener or bystander.

when a man hovers around women like he's their shadow.Often times thay are perverts and are horny, but they don't make actual moves they just stand there and follow.

When a phone call is made to a person at a late hour in the night to request sexual favors.

"La Roche" is defined as a municipality of Belgium that lies in the country's Walloon Region and Luxembourg Province. The interesting part is that there are TWO places in Belgium that are called "La Roche" which can cause Mass Confusion when trying to navigate the already difficult public transport system. The good news is, if you go to the wrong "La Roche" you can drink Newfie Screech at the train stop as you wait. This may make you vomit, but will help pass the time.