1. a fat person with a total weight of over 900N. He takes around 8 fecal excretions a day, eats over 80.000 calories and 60,000 pounds of food. Lardvins usually mate with each other using anal methods. 2.(n) pathetic person.
Bill: That lardvin is really ugly.
Roger: Yeah I have been having diaherrea and man I feel for those poor lardvins.
John: Roger, your such a lardvin.
by jackal1000000000000000000 October 27, 2010

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