lardon 

An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).

Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.

lardon by the real zack c August 25, 2006

landonslide 

1.) the overwhelming defeat or majority over another candidate, person, etc.
2.) used to describe the defeat of Alf Landon to FDR in the 1940's.
3.) the level of defeat past landslide.

"Dude... you lost big in the school election. I'd say it was a landonslide."

landonslide by Joshua Burks April 20, 2005

LarsonSexual 

A person that loves Kyle Larson and dickrides him in any situation.

"He literally said the n-word. Your such a LarsonSexual."

LarsonSexual by DennyThaGoat January 17, 2021

Lardosaurus 

1. One who is lardy... to the extreme

2. A dinosaur consisting of mostly lard.

3. A name used to describe someone obese

During 8th period social studies:

Larissa: OH HEY LARDY!

Paige: HI LARDOSAURUS!

Lardosaurus by lardyismahname February 9, 2010

Lardon 

The short stub of the penis that actually makes it outside the body when an obese man gets an erection.

Hardon? Lardon more like...

Lardon by joskarith November 15, 2004

Larsons

A big pack of guys which all are friends who never hang out with girls can deemed "Larsons". The term is derived from the hotdog brand, it is to signify a big group of sausages clumped together.

"Oh Shit, here come the Larsons"

Larsons by larson man November 1, 2009

lardon 

An erection facilitated by the arousal over a fat chick.

I know it's weird but for some reason that fat chick over there is giving me a major lardon.

lardon by Kilgor Trout December 30, 2009