Lard-o-plex 

When your lard ass is as big as an apartment complex.

Holy crap! did you see Tina?

yeah she is a freakin lard-o-plex.

Lard-o-plex by C-shellz September 15, 2010

bucket o' lard

An insult to make people feel bad about them self.

Tynan is a Bucket O' Lard.

bucket o' lard by Crack A Lackin March 13, 2015

tub o lard 

a nice way to call someone a fatty

ur such a tub o' lard...teehee

tub o lard by *poo* July 2, 2005

tub-o-lard 

An extremely obese and/or heavyset person. See Michael Moore.

Oh my god, have you seen tub-o-lard's latest crapumentary?

tub-o-lard by Ares July 23, 2004

Tob-o-lard 

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noun

An extremely self-obsessed, unneccessarily aggressive, ignorant and obscenely arrogant fat ass who doesn't think they are such.

Get a clue Abby, if you don't quit gorging yourself and bitching about everything you'll turn into a Tob-o-lard.

Tob-o-lard by Tob-o-lard August 13, 2009

Jack-o-lard 

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.

Jack-o-lard by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Lard On

An erection that is between 25% and 75% of full strength. Also called a semi.

Last night I had a lard on and had trouble entering Roxie.

Lard On by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020