Lard on sticks is a pointless phrase that can be used in any situation and means whatever you want it to.
1. "You suck at cod."
"Yeah and you suck at lard on sticks."

2."Oh, for crying out loud, i said bacon and eggs."
"Make your own damn bacon and lard on sticks."
by Zultan009 May 17, 2010
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