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laplicker 

lesbian (lesbians)
see muff diver....
That woman looks like a laplicker.
laplicker by Pete Peterson September 7, 2008

Lapslacker

A person who avoids working by pretending to be busy using their laptop.
That guy has been here all afternoon but I’m not sure what he is working on; probably just another useless lapslacker from Marketing.
Lapslacker by Eddie Gee December 14, 2016
a person who constantly picks at their lips so often that they many scars on their lips.
COOL GUY: dang Stephen look at Susan she just stopped right in the middle of the lap and is now picking her lip

Stephen: dang COOL GUY she is such a lippicker
lippicker by isaiah June 7, 2004
sorry for the first defenition spelling error it means to say that they get many scars
lippicker by isaiah June 8, 2004

Leaflicker 

A rabid environmentalist that has gone beyond hugging trees to actually licking them
These people are leaflickers
Leaflicker by C Gaudet July 29, 2016
The gentle licking of eyelids - what a strange but pleasing sensation. Discovered and administered by Johnny & Cathie
Take the lids of a loved one and gently lick them
lidlicker by John Stevenson November 9, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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