Suzy waited anxiously on the bed.
Jimmy vaulted into the bedroom, his lapham covered with whipcream and a cherry.
Jimmy vaulted into the bedroom, his lapham covered with whipcream and a cherry.
by Nicky J. September 26, 2007
by Crapatoa November 7, 2011
Giving a dramatic eyewitness report of an event that hasn't happened yet. Laphamizers get busted either when the event goes down differently than reported or the article goes to print before the event happens.
Named after notorious journalistic fabulist -- or talented psychic -- Louis Lapham.
Named after notorious journalistic fabulist -- or talented psychic -- Louis Lapham.
Barbara Stewart's description of that seal hunt was graphic and bloody. Too bad the seal hunt was cancelled. That Laphamization ended her career.
by Shattered Glass May 16, 2009
>Feeds on pies
>Hangs around with Formans
>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap
>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble
>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.
>Hangs around with Formans
>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap
>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble
>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.
1: Fuck me! That person looks like a Buffalo's arse.
2: It's a Lapham!
1: Oh, that explains it.
2: Mmmm.
2: It's a Lapham!
1: Oh, that explains it.
2: Mmmm.
by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005
by ashlie_way February 11, 2008