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Not only a sense of listlessness, lassitude, debility, torpor, ennui, and/or melancholy, but also a way of life wherein much time is spent lying around smoking opium, listenint to peaceful, hypnotizing music and making slow, passionate love amidst whisps of bluish smoke, while the night outside is damp, warm, and ineffably still.
Any of various Asian slender long-tailed monkeys (family Colobidae) with bushy eyebrows and a chin tuft
your least favorite great-grandmother looks like a langur
langur by hawk May 29, 2003

lingourmiousspear

Verb - to cast a spell, generally a fireball or other fire spell onto a deer or other forest animal
yo john hit that mofo dear wit a lingourmiousspear
lingourmiousspear by ligamentman33 December 25, 2022

Langurring 

The slurring of words due to extreme sleep deprivation.

Languid + Slurring
They didn't understand me because i was langurring. They thought i was drunk or on hard drugs, but really, i hadn't slept in 9 days.
Langurring by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
A distant cousin of the Rancor beasts of the Star Wars universe. Much smaller with the same general body shape and hair on their heads. These creatures are known to be very moody and ill tempered they should especially be avoided in the morning hours.
she is so nasty in the mornings, she might be a lancour
Lancour by Mister Webster66 January 15, 2009

langurgistan 

Langurgistan is a country in Scandinavia that takes each other penises and is lead by people named Mathias.
"Jeg kommer fra Langurgistan og Jeg er her for at tage din tissemand"
langurgistan by I need gay June 7, 2020