langhorne's bitch

(n.) Anyone who is contantly bending to authority and afraid to do anything where there is a slight risk for getting in trouble. Also obsessed with being a coach/teacher's pet. Pretty much just a little baby back bitch.

Mike: hey, i don't think we should do that. coach told us not to.

me: dude don't be such a langhorne's bitch

langhorne's bitch by gmen12 January 26, 2011

Longhorn Salute 

When you’re at longhorn steakhouse and you are too drunk to drive, you perform this salute

“Fuck I’m so hammered I must perform a Longhorn Salute” *hands keys to bartender*

Longhorn Salute by Stank Nacho July 14, 2022

Longhorn Smoothie 

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.

It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.

Longhorn Smoothie by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022

Longhorn Sermon 

“A sermon that has a point here a point there and a lot of bull in the middle” - Paster D🤪

Guy 1: yooo that sermon on Swiss cheese was wack.

Guy2: that was such a longhorn sermon.

Guy1: a what?!

Guy2: you know, it had a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in the middle.

Longhorn Sermon by B-Flow. December 1, 2024

langhorne beefsteak 

First introduced in 1994 in historic Langhorne, Pennsylvania. During anal intercourse, the female shits, resulting in a shit covered dick. The dick is then placed in a hotdog bun which is then eaten by the recipient. This is not to be confused with a chili dog. Toppings may be added such as mustard or ketchup.

My girl said she was hungy so she served me up a langhorne beefsteak. I said hold the onions.

langhorne beefsteak by Mr. Slap August 3, 2008

langhorne 

A kick ass suburb of Philly. Most people hang out at the Route 1 Pub which is f'in awesome (F blue fountain diner). Open all night and a hard place to get kicked out of if your drunk, trust me. Most people go to Neshaminy High which is a sweet place to go to high school (F COUNCIL ROCK, the girls are bitches). Langhorne is a big enough place where there is shit to do every weekend but everyone seems to know everyone (nice).

Matt: Wanna go to the Pub?
Jay: Which one?
Matt: Langhorne!!!
Matt and Jay: TITS.

langhorne by Con Man October 3, 2005

Langhorne 

This is the literal definition of sexy. Also has a massive penis.

Look at that Langhorne!

Langhorne by Forty45454 May 18, 2013