LAH-ng-HOFF

Small clumps of fecal matter encrusted in fur or hair, normally in the shape of a ball or flattened oval around an animal's anus. Plural form: langhoffs
"Dude, your dog has a major langhoff dangling."
"The hind hair of a sheep is normally discarded due to extreme langhoffs."
by ViceAzzhole April 25, 2008
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A person, or animal with fecal matter stuck in their pubic hairs.
Look at the crap on his balls, what a langhoffer.

I was about to suck him off, but he was a langhoffer.
by Laura Lan April 30, 2008
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