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LAH-ng-HOFF

Small clumps of fecal matter encrusted in fur or hair, normally in the shape of a ball or flattened oval around an animal's anus. Plural form: langhoffs
"Dude, your dog has a major langhoff dangling."
"The hind hair of a sheep is normally discarded due to extreme langhoffs."
by ViceAzzhole April 25, 2008

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