landatarian

Someone who does not eat seafood, or anything that lives in a body of water.

When ordering something to eat in a seafood restaurant, the landatarian will always choose the chicken, or something else that lived on land, because they refuse to eat seafood.

landatarian by Anita Havel May 22, 2006

lardtard 

a person who is overweight and lacks intelligence

that person is a lardtard

lardtard by Kevin Dizzle January 11, 2007

landstander

One who fights adamantly for a certain cause.

This word originates from the now-canceled animated series Home Movies, in which one episode featured the main character in a movie playing an ancient warrior called the Landstander, who simply wanted to "stand on land!"

"Dude, why do care so much about that old cartoon? You're such a landstander."

landstander by megas_ex_machina August 25, 2005

landatarian

someone who only eats food from the land, no seafood.

i am a landatarian.

landatarian by ilikeblueberrymuffins May 16, 2015

kite landboard 

Kitesurfing on land using a mountain board.

"How'd you sprain your ankle"
"I hurt it while kite landboarding, jumped 15 feet in the air and came down pretty hard."

kite landboard by kchinook January 15, 2009

landards 

A person who has low standards.

Dan has landards, he will hook-up with ugly chicks

landards by Jeromeiskol? December 9, 2009

Lendtard 

*A mortgage lender that lacks the basic life skills to be a productive member of society.

*A retarded mortgage lender

“Man, Shank is such a Lendtard.”

“My Lendtard mortgage guy has my loan all messed up”

Lendtard by Cgland August 8, 2020