LandOLakes Face

When your butterface is all you have left after your face is washed off in a body of water like jumping in a pool or in the shower and people just want to fuck your body but not look at your face

I would prefer to bang KatSav from behind, so I don’t have to look at her LandOLakes face after she swam in the pool.

LandOLakes Face by Sir Issac neutron dance April 8, 2026

LandOLakes Face

When your butterface is all you have left after your face is washed off in a body of water like jumping in a pool or in the shower and people just want to fuck your body but not look at your face

I would prefer to bang KatSav from behind, so I don’t have to look at her LandOLakes face after she swam in the pool.

LandOLakes Face by Sir Issac neutron dance April 8, 2026

landoflakes locklear 

the biggest dushawn mandic you ever met. loves to rub feces on his breast and howl like a wild monkey in heat on a sunday morning. an anger pacifist.

"Dude, he is such a landoflakes locklear, he suck c0K on da lo!"

landoflakes locklear by doooooooodooooooooomomma March 24, 2010

Landycakes 

A derogatory slang in reference to USA soccer star Landon Donovan and his reluctance/wussyness to not try and test his skills in more challenging leagues abroad.

Landon Donovan, he's America's best soccer player, why is he still in the MLS? Silly landycakes...

Landycakes by united4life February 26, 2009