A big goofy guy who has read and memorized the dictionary yet still speaks with an incorrect southern style accent.
Wow, LandoAWD is 6'8" and goofy.
Friends with Tom ( See: Aw4g63)
Tom's buddy Lando got John Blazed after work and drank a rack of Coorslights. Tom said it was enough Coors lights to kill a rhino.