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ass lancing 

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus
Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.
ass lancing by Griphftor July 5, 2006
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ass lancing 

Literally to joust someones asshole.
Wow, last nights ass lancing hurt like a bitch.
ass lancing by dwts25 December 7, 2006
Lancing is a large town in the south of england, 20 minutes from Brighton that is now home to a huge amount of chavs that live on one of many neighboring council estates. Rife with drugs and crime, a trip to one of these estates may be your last, as might a trip to somerfield as they congregate outside it of an evening. The only area able to escape this invasion is North Lancing, an area full of expensive houses and lovely quiet roads. Disturbingly, this is where a lot of Lancing's chavs live and probably where the LSM Crew (Lancing Sompting Massive)yes, really, was formed. All of the chavs from Lancing go to Boundstone Community College, where 99% of the students there have fallen victim to the chav epidemic.
Typical Lancing teenager:

'Oiii Chaz wana go sit outside Somerfield? Well bangin im well 'ardcore'
Lancing by Emo Ranger November 6, 2008
Obscene terms for penis
someone used to betray
LANCIAO kia, u betray me!!!!!!!
lanciao by MUN July 21, 2003
What are you looking at? Lanciau!
lanciau by lonte October 26, 2003

free-lancing 

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.
question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?
free-lancing by roelfo June 29, 2015