If you name is Lance your absolute garbage. Your trash at instruments, school, and being athletic. If your name is Lance why are even born. You disgrace to humanity.
by Lance’sRequiem November 7, 2019
Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.
by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019
the shyest person i've ever known, but lights up a room with his smile. he's so talented and he doesn't even know it.
by urfavceci October 18, 2023
by TheOC January 30, 2020
by TheOC January 30, 2020
lance is a guy who is a little bit too cocky. he destines to be a drug addict, and has a abnormally small penis. he likes to make racist jokes and sexist jokes. he's a closeted bi boy but refuses to admit it. he has some good qualities like a nice jawline but has a very lanky body, he has long blonde hair and sweeps it to the side like your average skater boy, but he cant skate.
girl 1: "omg look at that guy over there-"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"
by 420kuntlicker August 5, 2020