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(n) A quirky insult implying that the receiver is a frequent or renowned masturbator, who resembles or is comparable to a lamp, or alternatively, involves lamps in masturbatory practices.
(v) lampwanking -(inf) lampwankery
1: "Good afternoon."
2: "Get fucked, you fucking lampwank bastard."
by oisín April 22, 2006
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