lampart 

Noun: A Whale's vaginal area that normally cums a lot.

A word created by mages of the 10th series shadows. (Lol)

DAMN MOM! look at the size of that lampart!

Seize the lampart mages! Quickly!

lampart by Killa dude April 7, 2007

lampart 

From a comedic show where a lampart is referred to as a female whale's vaginal area.

DAMNNN SON! Look at the size of that goddamn lampart!

lampart by BILLYFREDDAWG April 7, 2007

lamperti 

bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.

I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.

lamperti by airline pilot February 21, 2010

Lampard 

Moaning at the slightest issue or injustice due to over-sensitivity or to deflect attention away from one's own shortcomings.

"It was never a yellow card, but there was no need to have such a Lampard over it"

Lampard by football365247 July 29, 2020

Lampathy

A type of apathy whereby you can not find the energy to walk to the local shop to buy sugar, but can find the energy to go out and count the amount of steps between where you live and the shop in question. This phenomenon was discovered at the University of Wales Lampeter, Where it's name derives from.

Bob: We need more sugar.
Billy: CBA
Bob: I'll go, then. How Far is the shop?
Billy: <Getting up and putting coat on> Hang on, I'll find out.
Bob:That's Lampathy for you!

Lampathy by PowellBar March 7, 2011

Frank Lampard 

The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards

Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard

Frank Lampard by Biddy February 20, 2005

Frank Lampard 

Frank James Lampard, Jr., (born 20 June 1978) is an English football player currently at Chelsea and previously with West Ham United and Swansea City. Lampard is a central midfielder known for his powerful long-range shots and prolific goalscoring abilities from midfield.

-Bob: did you know that Frank Lampard is Chelsea's highest scoring midfielder of all time.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.

Frank Lampard by Alkawi May 27, 2007