Ghetto Laminate

When you have a piece of paper with something you want to laminate on it but you don't have a laminater handy so you use tape.

"Dude I so wanna' laminate this High School Diploma, but our laminator is broken."

"Well here's some tape. Ghetto laminate it."

Ghetto Laminate by Minidakip February 11, 2010

Laginator 

A player in an online (typically pvp) game, who is so damn laggy they become invincible, seemingly entering Matrix-style bullet time, walking on water like Jesus, and wiping out entire enemy teams -- much like the terminator. Applies to both people intentionally lag switching as well as Vodafone customers.

Guy: Dude, some hacker just teleported into our base and slaughtered everyone!

Dude: Not hacking, just a laginator.

Guy: Did you check his ping?

Dude: It's over 9000.

Laginator by shitstained mattress September 11, 2020

Lamonster 

A person who spends exorbitant amounts of time in Lamont library at Harvard University.

I've spent the past three nights in Lamont. I'm becoming a total Lamonster!

Lamonster by MaddB October 4, 2010

laminated veneer lumber

laminated veneer lumber is an engineered wood product similar to plywood except much more laminations making laminated veneer lumber stronger than conventional lumber used to make structural beams posts support timbers joist studs and other construction applications

my neighbor built his house using laminated veneer lumber those laminated veneer lumber boards are strong no twisting no warping what a great product

laminated veneer lumber by littlejimmie April 1, 2019

Poor man's lamination 

Covering paper with clear packaging tape as a cheap alternative to laminating. Similar method used for repairing torn dollar bills or ripped photos.

I didn't want the paper to get ripped, so I gave it a poor man's lamination with some tape I had in my desk.

Poor man's lamination by velenosangue November 30, 2009

Lazinate 

When you hydrate yourself so well that your piss is clear, but out of laziness you do not flush the toilet.

Leaving the seat up is optional.

Austin: Goddamn it Bryce is too gangster
Lee: Dont worry I just lazinated in his toilet.
Austin: WIN!

Lazinate by random asian kid June 23, 2009

Laminated List 

A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.

A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe

Laminated List by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004