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Leesburg 

Located in Northern Virginia about forty minutes from Washington DC, this small town is home to Yuppies and immigrants who mow the lawns of said Yuppies.

Kids refer to it as the "ghetto of Loudoun", "Sleezburg", or just "the Burg", even though almost everyone in town lives in a McMansion and owns a BMW.
Leesburg gangsta: I'm so hard, I sold the BMW my parents bought me for drug money.
Leesburg by 37153 July 22, 2007

Leesburg High School 

Also known as LHS.

Leesburg High School is located In Leesburg, FL. It is a horrible school that is home to over 1800 students, Currently it has been a D school for over 5 years, and some say it will remain that way. Half the students are either

1. Stoners
2. Pregnant
3. Failing
4. All of the above.

Very few teachers care, if any. You will find it is over populated, and the parents of the before mentioned students are most likely 15 years older then their kids (due to living in leesburg their whole life, and also going to LHS)
Oh damn, Does she go to Leesburg High School?

Leesburg 

Also known as “Sleazeburg” or “Diseaseburg.” A town in Lake County, Florida, the eastern neighbor of Sumter County and eight miles southeast of Wildwood. Leesburg is exactly like Wildwood in every way, just three times larger. Leesburg is home to Lake-Sumter Community College, one of the most depressing and cliquish colleges in the state of Florida. Teens and young adults in Leesburg and the surrounding area can best be described as sub-human; the town and most of Lake County has an usually high amount of teen and young adult STDs and out-of-wedlock pregnancies and an abnormally high number of women getting married much younger than average. Lake County has a high drug rate and also has the sixth-highest underage drinking rate out of 67 counties in Florida, mostly due to the kids in Leesburg and surrounding area. The institutions that would normally guide a city are morally bankrupt. Most churches there are very small and even the larger ones have no impact whatsoever in the city or county. The middle and high schools are listed as some of the worst in the state and bad parenting is prevalent in Leesburg, hence the high drinking, drug, and pregnancy rates. Just as with Wildwood, people should avoid going to Leesburg or most of northwest Lake County for that matter.

Leesburg, Florida, is one of the vilest tows in the almost-as-vile state of Florida.
Leesburg by RyanT. February 7, 2006

Jamesburg,New Jersey 

Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.
Jamesburg,New Jersey is a nice, small, and comfy town

Jamesburg,New Jersey 

Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.
Jamesburg,New Jersey is a nice, small, and comfy town

Jamesburg 

A strange lil town (2020 gmb)
Jamesburg is Jamesburg what can I say
Jamesburg by If I smile July 30, 2019