Lamb of God are quite possibly the finest metal (note I said metal, not some fucking technical sub-genre bullshit because for some reason every fuck who listens to metal wants to identify their bands as one fucking subgenre, fuck that, it's all metal, some is shit and some is good, deal with it. Fuckers.) band to appear on earth, ever.

They fuck shit up, fucking sick guitars, brutal drums, tearing bass and, of course, FUCKING SICK VOCALS.

Lamb of God practically hold the same status amongst people who appreciate real music as Jesus does amongst Christ-lovers.

Thus, dissing Lamb of God is essentially blasphemy against good music, and should most definitely be punished by a good whipping.

Fuck you if you don't like Lamb of God, I hope you end up with a garotte around your neck, struggling to breathe as the pummeling brutality of Pariah forces itself into your pathetic mind.

You fucks.

One of the best metal bands to come around in years. Their music is brutal and devastating and rocks.

A band. A good band.

Famous for the wall of death.
Where a bunch of crazy motherfuckers charge eachother like in brave heart. Beautiful to watch from a distance but if your in the wall of death, chances are you'll get trampled

One of the greatest metal bands to grace our world. No, they're not Christian. They're truth.

Yes a truly hardcore growling band that rips the anus indeed.

Insane band that kicks the asshole really hard. Formerly known as Burn The Priest. Could be mistaken at first as a christian band, but is really the opposite, and is better than Jesus in every way.

One of the best metalcore bands out there. If you were to make a sexual equivalent to listening to Lamb of God, it'd be trying to deepthroat a tree stump.