Top Definition
lam
to run, sometimes follows "on the," meaning "on the run." Used by thirties-style gangsters, the same ones who said things like "Let's case the joint, see?"
Kramer: Yeah, he went down at the Beakman. He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.
by Frank Booth January 02, 2005
These are the initials of a particular person, more specifically of a girl. This person is the definition of dumb bitch and is probably the biggest and simultaneously the worst whore out there. Word to the wise to the go out with this girl because she will definitely cheat as she has done to her current boyfriend more times than you can count on your fingers. Wouldn't think the guy would stick around but he did; he says it's because of love but really it's because he's a pussy and a bitch. Believes he can't get any other girl and thinks that L.A.M is the best for him HA. Use this describe a girl that is being an absolute cunt and bitch and if she's cheating on her boyfriend non-stop.
Hey, is that L.A.M over there?

Yooo, his gf is totally a L.A.M.
#bitch #cunt #whore #dumbass #sloppy slut
by datruth69696969 July 24, 2012
Laughing at myself

1. Acronym letting people know you are having a good time.

2. A self-depreicating, self-counscious realization that you wrote something stupid, but are too lazy to delete it and type again, therefore only add LAMS
The cat just jumped on my lap and scared the shit out of me. LAMS

I just picked up the preparation H instead of the clearasil. LAMS

I've been on facebook so long, my dinner burnt to a crisp. LAMS

Sorry I didn't text you, I dropped my phone in the toilet. LAMS

Damn, more nose hair! LAMS
#lams #lol #lulz #rotflmao #omg
by Max T. Linguist November 26, 2009
A social group prevalent in Germany, characterized by poor grammar, sweat pants, and a mullet.
Es fällt mir schwer die Lams nicht zu hassen
#lams #lam #germany #deutschland #social
by The überbitch March 26, 2007
LAM
LAM, or lymphangioleiomyomatosis (lim-FAN-je-o-LI-o-MI-o-ma-TO-sis), is a rare lung disease. It mostly affects women in their mid-thirties and forties.
I have LAM.
#lam #disease #mid-thirties #vaginal thrush #genital herpes
by LAMMBBBBB November 24, 2010
lam
short for 'leave a message' ofted used on aim.
i'm gonna be out for the day... lam for when i get back!
by Mel May 06, 2004
LAM
Stands for 'Logo Appreciation Misunderstanding'.

A word one would use as an excuse to complement or comment on the front logo of a t-shirt of a female if he (or she) is caught looking or staring at her boobs.

Also people could say that to accuse others for blaming them for looking at their boobs when they were looking at the boobs or were not looking at the boobs.

Other words may be El Aye Em, Lammin', or Fuckin' Lamz.
What are you looking at?

Huh? Ohh I was just looking at your cool ass shirt. Why?

Ohh ok. Just had a LAM.
#lam #logo #appreciation #misunderstanding #la #am #boob #accusation #tits #fuck #sex #jersey shore #complement #action #drama
by FaceBRICK112 November 14, 2010
LAM
Laser Aiming Module

A module that is equipped with a laser-aimer, that can be attached to a gun.
"The H&K Mark 23 is symbolic with that suppressor and LAM, kinda like the one shown in Metal Gear Solid."
-me
by Dave June 16, 2004
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