The only phrase I WANT to say during my criminal confession of mental redardation.
"Are you guilty of refusing to state that you had a serious mental problem?"
"Lalalalalalalala, this is not happening, lalalalalalalala, all is well, lalala...
"Hey Siri, open Urban Dictionary" *types "jew" in the search box* *bored* *types "lalalalalala" in the search box* *sees a definition* *keeps typing* *makes a definition for the same word but longer* lalalalalalalalalala.
Teacher: So the word hypotenuse is derived from the Celtic term <i>coconuts</i> meaning to draw a hypotenuse while hopping on one leg while wearing a dress. Which brings us to Lesson 5/A-09. Hypotenuse + Tea = scotch tape.