Lakeingdom 

The act of cumming inside a lake, and then shouting "THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME" after.

Person 1: What did you do after going fishing at the lake?
Person 2: Oh, I did a lakeingdom.
Person 1: Oh, wow, was it fun?
Person 2: Yes it was.

Lakeingdom by causti June 8, 2023

Lakeing 

To offer commentary on something - usually political - without knowing much about the issue at hand.

Often, a person who is Lakeing will let you know that they are doing so (often inadvertently) before they offer their "insight."

Joe: Now, I don't know too much about Social Security, but...*rambles on and on*
*Everyone else thinking* Oh damn, he's Lakeing again.

Lakeing by TheAntiLaker October 2, 2012

lakeing 

1.having a distinct urge to get stuck into someone/something,

2.being hot for usually someone or sometimes something,

3.longing to have a passionate encounter with some beaut

Ben: I'm lakeing after your ma
Roger: I'm lakeing to break your legs just for saying that!

lakeing by lakingafter June 9, 2011

Lakeing 

To throw a person or acquaintance in a lake

Oh Joe was being suck a jerk today so we laked him.

When we were lakeing Joe I feel through the dock

Lakeing by KatMast September 21, 2009

Swan lakeing

When jerking off in a planked position you aim the head of the penis at a 69 degree angle as to shoot the cum into your mouth upon ejaculation. Can be done accidentally or on purpose but either way the cum is normally choked up causing the swans to take flight.

“*auhg* Fuck I’ve just swan laked myself”, or “I about threw up when I realized I was swan lakeing”

Swan lakeing by GammaTexas8 September 10, 2021