Lake House Can Crusher 

Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.

TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?

BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.

TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.

Lake House Can Crusher by Falcon Thunder Fist August 11, 2021

lake house girls 

The girls who invite their not so real friends so they can get attention. Sometimes they are really nice people but other times they just want popularity.

She and her friends are lake house girls and she is so kind

lake house girls by itsnotuitsthelakehouse May 23, 2021

lake house trope

when you're reading fanfic and a lake house is mentioned at any point in it, you know you're about to get fucked up

"Chris could see Ethan sitting at the edge of the dock, legs dangling but not touching the water due to how tall the structure was." aw shit.... here we go again, it's another lake house trope

(taken from the "the lake house" by iohs on ao3)

lake house trope by x_cosmic April 20, 2022

Lake House Picnic Table 

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.

My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am

Lake House Picnic Table by phillyp1 December 29, 2023

Lake Erie Light House 

When you take an air horn and shove it up someone's ass.

He was being a little mouthy so I gave him a Lake Erie Light House. That shut him up.

Lake Erie Light House by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009

lamehouse 

a person, place or thing that doesn't have the skillz to pay the billz

Pica: Bryan Kerl's two-incher is so lamehouse!

lamehouse by holmdelxc October 22, 2007

bitchs at the lakehouse 

When you and your dope ass homies have some hot ass bitchs at one of your homies dope ass lakehouse. Aka Mothfuckin Lakehouse

Yo what we doing this weekend? Bitchs at the lakehouse ?

bitchs at the lakehouse by Bitchs at the lakehouse May 12, 2017