Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.
TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?
BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.
TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.
BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.
TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.
by Falcon Thunder Fist August 12, 2021
by Edwin J. Hill April 18, 2009
when you're reading fanfic and a lake house is mentioned at any point in it, you know you're about to get fucked up
"Chris could see Ethan sitting at the edge of the dock, legs dangling but not touching the water due to how tall the structure was." aw shit.... here we go again, it's another lake house trope
(taken from the "the lake house" by iohs on ao3)
(taken from the "the lake house" by iohs on ao3)
by x_cosmic April 21, 2022
The girls who invite their not so real friends so they can get attention. Sometimes they are really nice people but other times they just want popularity.
by itsnotuitsthelakehouse May 24, 2021