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lake havasu city

Located in desolate Arizona on the Colorado River on the border of Arizona and California. Yes there is water. Havasuvians share many qualities such as alcoholism, drug addictions, STD's, slutting around, and have a lack of motivation. Rumor has it that its the water. Its actually a really fun place to party.
That Lake Havasu City girl is a crazy bitch.

I got so drunk in Lake Havasu City.
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Lake Havasu High school

A pink school, divided into several halls. And divided by ethinicity as well. Take "The Statue" for example. Have you seen the dudes who chill there after school? wearing the fake Loc sunglasses, baggy jeans, slicked back hair, cheesy mostache, and calling each other "Gueys", for real yall act like you fresh outta mexico, yall whack.

Then theres the white dudes. Them dudes like to have trucks other dudes do, such as Toyota Tacoma's Ford Ranger or s-10's, lift it, and take out the tailgates. Why is this i have no idea.

The girls, usually date white dudes with spy or dragon sunglasses, dickies, low vocabulary, and trucks. They usually have blond hair, with black underneath, or just black hair. Bitch about other girls hair, or shoes or clothes. Bitch about each other, and just bitch. The junior class for example aint nothin but a bunch of trick a## bitche2, on the real. dont fucks with that. I done heard many a story bout them little girls lemme tell ya. STDs all up in them nasty b's.

The newjack,scene,emo, wanna be hardcore but aint never gon' get it type'a kids. Yall wack. For real. wearing all black , super long ass hair and wearing the pants super tight, this the desert hell wrong with yall. You think your cool huh? putting your hair in a sway and wearing a Devil Wears Prada t shirt? Go to a real hardcore show and get ya ass smacked.

lastly, The only cool kids is the mexicans or blacks, we run this mufuckA. Real talk, roll in packs. But what is the deal with yall wearing the red vans? Yall taking each other swags. Or better yet the dude who started it all. That one fly ass funky fresh G, asian sunbitch.

yup,yup pretty much sums it up.
jamal-yo whatup you just got enrolled at this school?

tyson-Word up cuz, yo why all these girls look the same? no uniqueness up in this bitch or what?

jamal-welcome to Lake Havasu High School.

Lake Havascrew 

Nickname for Lake Havasu in Arizona. A popular spring break destination for west coast college students where they go out on a boat, get drunk, and screw.
Dad: "Son, you going to Lake Havascrew
for spring break?"
Son: "Of course Dad."
Dad: "Don't forget to wrap up."
Son: "Why?"
Dad: "I don't want you coming home with
a bunch of ulcers and warts on
your junk like I did when I was
your age."
Lake Havascrew by Crapholio August 29, 2005

Lake Havashit 

A lake located on the California/Arizona border, it's full of dirty water, hillbillies, and drunk co-eds. The perfect place to bring your family for a vacation.

You'll all come home with raw sunburns, nasty cases of giardia, and irreplaceable memories! Even the kids!
When we took grandpa to Lake Havashits last summer, he crashed my jet-ski into the London Bridge! We all thought it was so funny, we pooped our pants. Next year, we'll get a houseboat with more than one bathroom!
Lake Havashit by Regenstein December 5, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026