cunt lair

The Cunt Lair is the skeeviest place to bring a girl. It is located above Jeff's room. No fat chicks allowed. You can rip fat hits from Mini Hulk is necessary. Commander has priority. He is at the top of the hierarchy. Mastiffs are welcome.

I was chillin in the Cunt Lair and I dropped a blunt through the hoop to Alex, who was on the bed.

We all brought our hoes back to the Cunt Lair for an insane orgy.

We ripped mini hulk in the CL( aka Cunt lair).

by StrangeSkeevy December 16, 2007

christa lair

annoying

christa lair is so annoying

by a phery phat cow May 15, 2018

a fucking lair

sophie brown

ur such a fucking lair

by zhaarfavsjdndnd December 21, 2017

Lady Lair

A place for women to escape from their household responsibilities. A "me" room just for women. Diva den mom cave

She needed a break from mom life so she went to her lady lair to relax.

by Momlife June 4, 2018

Mister Lairs

He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Sandman, his creator.

Mister Lairs is watching you!

by Steve Maddox April 15, 2005

Christopher Lair

He is my daddy and I LOVE HIM. We have been through so much and I know I want to get married some day. If you see this daddy, it's actually who you think it is. Pinky Promise.... I still want a Sugar Glider btw.

Christopher Lair is my daddy for ever, bitch.

ME- Damn, Chris looking delicious today.
Gay Friend- Yeah. Wait he's coming over here. Act cool, use the code name bitch.
M- Okay damn....Hey Chris *looks back at friend* Omg fucking help me, tiger is killing me right now
G F- Same, omg I just wanna eat him up
M- Hoe don't even, tiger is mine.
Chris-....Kitten, I need some help *winks*
M- With what daddy?
C- You know *bites perfect lips*

by Mrs. Lair May 20, 2019

Batman's Lair

A dark,scary,hairy cave.

Batman's lair is shaped just like an asshole.

by ant June 10, 2004