The Cunt Lair is the skeeviest place to bring a girl. It is located above Jeff's room. No fat chicks allowed. You can rip fat hits from Mini Hulk is necessary. Commander has priority. He is at the top of the hierarchy. Mastiffs are welcome.
I was chillin in the Cunt Lair and I dropped a blunt through the hoop to Alex, who was on the bed.
We all brought our hoes back to the Cunt Lair for an insane orgy.