That one guy... you know he does that thing, whats it called?
he hangs out at the spot, downtown, once in a while... you'll know him right away by that distinctive whats-it-called he does with his you-know-what.

see also: the bees' knees, wielder of ultimate awesomeness, master of getting catchy songs stuck in your head.
"Oh! That's him over there! Yeah, that guy, its totally Laine."
by boogabooger February 4, 2010
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Laine (pronounced Lane) gets upset sometimes about his name, he thinks it's for girls.

But if you know a Laine, this thought never crosses your mind until he brings it up. He is absolutely perfect. I love everything about him. Most Laines are very smart and have amazing principles about how to treat women. He is funny and outgoing. He is good at sports... And competitive, in a fun way, about everything from football to chess. Laines have a great sense of style. Everything about Laine is absolutely amazing!
A) Are you coming to my party?
B) Is Laine coming?
A) Sure is!
B) Then count me in!!!!
by NotARegularMom August 7, 2018
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A commonly made pronunciation error for those named Iain.
"Hey Lain!"
"MY NAME IS IAIN YOU DUMB FUCK"
by borntobetrue123 May 8, 2014
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Them: Who is Lain?
Me: Lain is Lain.
Them: Let’s all love Lain.
by soosksks July 21, 2021
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Laine is probably a middle child named after a somewhat famous celebrity of her parents generation. She’s wicked smart. Sometimes she wishes she was born a dude so she could truly understand what it feels like to have a boner.

She’s a crazy good driver, she could take a Ford Taurus off roaring if she had to. She’s smoking hot and very lady like but will take wicked large dumps. Laine is French for Life Of The Party.
On the surface she’s cool, calm and collect. Underneath she’s wonders why she can’t eat chips and dips as a meal without being judged.
Man that party was crazy last night, who was that chick peeing standing up in the bushes? That was Laine bro.
I was going to name my daughter Marie. But I decided Laine was more better
by BigRubberyOne November 23, 2021
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being a nolife/loser who spends most of his time online
alludes to the main character of Serial Experiments Lain anime, Lain Iwakura, who's spending more and more of her time on the Wired (anime's internet web)
for the past couple of years I've been laining because of a depressive episode
by thewiredpl April 22, 2023
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The slang term for a mentally disabled homosexual male. Derogatory way to fuse together the two insults (retard, gay.
"Can you believe him? He's such a laine!"
by emmaline,danielle September 26, 2006
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