laidless 

A lack of satisfaction, resulting from a severe lack of personal grooming. A male scrotum has a tendency to acquire a noxious odor when the pubes are not trimmed, and properly lathered. Females are not immune to this condition, however usually catch the early warning symptoms, and correct the condition. Early symptoms include gonad dreads, dead tuna and holes in the underwear.

Dude, that Barry, he's so stinky, he's laidless.

laidless by black sheep des March 5, 2009

landless 

Owning no land

You’re Israeli? Must be hard being landless

landless by Rawpali May 14, 2021

Lidless 

If one is said to be lidless it can refer to several aspects of their behaviour. Being lidless mainly is defined by a persons stupidity, haircut or general persona.

Mate, you cant even roll! your absolutely lidless right now!

Man, Peter was lidless on Thursday!

Look at your hair, you Lidless bastard!

Lidless by King of the Quinn July 28, 2009