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To masticate morsels of organic compounds from a portable synthetic containment device.

Basically to eat food out of a cheap plastic baggy.
The man got hungry so he decided to laguard some pretzels for lunch.
by qdnjfy December 24, 2003
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To scarf down major food from a freaking bag, man.... o.O
Dood.. when I'm hungry, I laguard cereal from zip locks, man...
by ghvjghjfg January 01, 2004
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