lagex 

The word lag with the suffix -ex added to it. Part of a group of words used by the 1337 or lamers.

What's with the lagex?

lagex by KickassKev June 17, 2004

lagergenic 

A condition in which one is more attractive when seen by a drunk person; especially when the beholder has been drinking beer.

After Steve's ninth beer the unattractive woman at the end of the bar became lagergenic.

lagergenic by Gio Marron June 17, 2014

latex glove

What your doctor puts on before fondling your balls.

*latex glove snap*

I'm going to need you to turn your head and cough for me.

latex glove by M. Bill Ferguson December 23, 2008

Sheboygan Lager

A fictional brand of beer referenced in the FX show Wilfred by Jenna's douchy boyfriend Drew.

Sheboygan Lager, bitch! That's how we do.

Sheboygan Lager by fp69 August 25, 2011

Land of chips and lager 

Land of chips and lagar is the the title of a popular version of the song "Land of Hope and Glory" adapted to suit Cockneys way of life in the United Kingdom. The song first appeared publicly in the TV Series "Spitting Image"

The lyrics of the popular Cockney song:

"Land of chips and lager,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go,
Three Tandoori and chips, then
Hire a crap video,
Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
Oi! You staring at me?
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in.

You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in."

A bunch of Cockney Yobs are at the "Last Night of the Proms" music concert, and as soon as "Land of Hope and Glory" start playing, the yobs start singing along using their version of the words, starting with "Land of chips and lager..." etc

Land of chips and lager by Coleorton May 29, 2016

Lagered-up 

To drink huge amounts of beer or lager simply to get very, very drunk. Not to savor the taste or flavor, but just to get wasted. The phrase is used in London and parts of England, usually associated with wide-boy or East-end types, although a trip to Ibiza might be rewarded with a few examples too.

"C'mon boys! Let's get lagered-up! Look at the locals, they're waiting for us to get proper pissed! C'mon boys! Lagered-up! Lagered-up! Waaay!"

Lagered-up by Liquid Sky September 15, 2009

latexo 

Whenever a guy starts to brush his nipples while having sexual thoughts about his pet lizard

Hey Angie, I heard you got bored and latexoed last night!

latexo by Jello manny January 21, 2017