the sport that all hot guys play, if you don't play lacrosse you're not hot.
-OMG he's so fucking hot
-that's cuz he plays lacrosse
by SlipKnot<3 October 23, 2008
The best sports ever invented
hey bro i play lacrosse
by bkhockey April 05, 2009
Lacrosse is proably the greatets sport ever to be created....who needs base/softball when you can bash people with a stick and actaully get some physical activity
Baseball has been considered Americas Pastime and favorite sport ..but techincally lacrosse was her first with Native Americans You baseball fans can do the math
by bbssbbsbbsbsd December 16, 2006
The BEST SPORT ever invented, props to the Iroquois!
Baseball fucking sucks compared to lacrosse, the end.
Dude let's go hit a baseball fucker in the head with a lacrosse ball.
by LAXER #1 October 15, 2005
A sport played on a field thats 110 yards long and 60 yards wide, and played by men whos dicks are the same size.

During the spring time, wild badasses all over the world flock to their nearest lacrosse field. If you are allergic to large doses of manliness (or play baseball), it would be good practice to mantain a safe distance from these lacrosse games, as the concentration of badassery has been known to cause seziures.
John (Baseball player): Hey Jake, lets walk over here.
Jake (Baseball player): Naw man, I hear theres a lacrosse game over there.
John: C'mon man, it'll be fine.
Jake: No John, its too dangerous.
John: Fine, I'll just go by myself.
Jake: No John, its too dangerous. That much badass in one place... It can be deadly.
*John keeps walking*
Jake: John, get back here right now!
*John continues to walk*
Jake: John!
*John sees lacrosse game and has a seizure from the concentration of badassery*
Jake: JOOOHNN!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Jake tries to run over and help John, but collapses early. He's not used to physical activity.*
by Lucas823 April 17, 2011
The greatest spring sport, tied with football for second best sport ever (second to hockey), and the sport which takes the most balls by far. Lacrosse requires strength skill speed and balls. Middies in lacrosse run enough to make baseballers look like crippled fags, and lax goalies are the only goalies who know what pain is, taking unbelievably fast speeding rubber bullets to the shins for the helluvit. People who think lax is for fags shouldnt be blamed cuz their legally retarded.
Lax also happens to be the most sexual sport to talk about.
tard: lacrosse is gay
lax player: ur gay
by Tim Jenkinson April 17, 2007
lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS!!!
BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads!

LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again
by bob June 03, 2004

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