A sport dominated by rich boy's who have never worked for anything in their life. Typically, hockey players steal their women, take pictures, and then throw them back.
Rich Dad: Son, you suck at every sport you have tried, including ice hockey, where you got your spoiled ass owned. Why don't we sign you up for a baby sport, such as lacrosse?
Son: Only if my butler can drive me to games in the Benz.
Rich Dad: I wouldn't have it any other way son.
"Hockey is way too much work, plus the guys are always talking about wheeling broads and chewing weird stuff, I want to play a sport where I can pop my collar and play at the same time"