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Lankford 

Supercool guy, drummer, pilot, all around awesome
"Look at the sky" "Must be a Lankford"
Lankford by qwpeiuhdjslnc September 26, 2009

lackofpussyphomia 

A common illness in those who don’t get pussy often. Yes, it is contagious.
Man, ion get NO pussy…I think I got like lackofpussyphomia or sumn.”
lackofpussyphomia by browneyedbish November 16, 2021

lackofthreat 

A striker for Arsenal named Alexander Lacazette who provide little to no attacking input when called upon
Jimmy: hey Mike,how has Lacazette been playing lately?

Mike: Bro Lacazette does fuck all, should just change his name to lackofthreat.

Lacknowledgement 

When someone expresses something that would warrant acknowledgement, but it goes lacking instead.
Adam thought he had taught Eve lacknowledgement so as not to talk to J.D. - but his power was too strong and she succumbed.
Lacknowledgement by Jeff D October 25, 2005

lackofbitchitis 

Terminal illness which is also contagious that originated from a recipient named 'eric'. symptoms include the lack of bitches and extreme white-ness.
Eric suffers from Lackofbitchitis.”
lackofbitchitis by Ok…and? September 4, 2022

lackocoaster face 

pronounced (lack-oh-co-stir)
The face of pure disgust and disbelief your Mum (or any other member of you family or friends who is full of pride when it comes to furniture) make when you place a drink down on any special or expensive piece of furniture without a coaster underneath it.
Son: *puts coffee down on coffee table without a coaster*

Mum: Oh! *makes lackocoaster face* What is wrong with you!? There is an extreme lack of coaster-using in this house! That will stain!

Son: Ok Mum! calm down, there's no need to make your lackocoaster face!
lackocoaster face by Ffibi July 23, 2010