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Lace Doily

A woven mat that your aunt or grandmother would have on a side table underneath a plant or lamp. It served no purpose but there for decoration.
Or a female work colleague who is nice looking but hopeless at the job.
Visually attractive but pointless.
"I say, that young Samantha in admin is a fine looking filly!"
"Oh, that's Lace Doily. Don't ask her for stationery, she'll probably come back half an hour later with a gnu".
Lace Doily by Booga March 7, 2021

Devil's lace 

High school girl/boy to friend, "look at my devil's lace, isn't it beaitiful?" (Showcasing neck)
Devil's lace by TheCapyberes October 27, 2017
I could put my mouth around a straw and it would be thicker. That boy has himself a dick lace!
Dick Lace by batshitcray February 22, 2015

...They Tried To Lace Me Psychosomatically To Death... 

...They Tried To Lace Me Psychosomatically To Death...
...They Tried To Lace Me Psychosomatically To Death...

laced blunt 

A “laced blunt” is marijuana laced with other drugs such as PCP or MDMA. Side effects includes hallucinations, disorientation, paranoia, etc.
MotorSport - Migos ft. Nicki Minaj & Cardi B

Nicki's Verse: "Attention, I'ma need you to face front You don't wanna smoke with me , this is a laced blunt
laced blunt by uglass hoe December 10, 2017

cocaine-laced smile 

An adorable intoxicating smile on a woman that leaves those that see it with the craving to experience it again.
Her cocaine-laced smile got me totally high.
cocaine-laced smile by cokebrain September 11, 2012