labtob 

The further bastardization of the word laptop.

The word's origin is thought to be a typo of the already incorrect labtop.

The mistake was unexpectedly embraced -- airhead teenage girls and one wannabe L337 asian teen rejoiced in the purchase of their new "labtob" notebook computers.

Utterance of the word typically precedes a swift blow to the face with said computer.

Eric: I just got a new labtob. It can hack into the Pentagon and beat you at Starcraft at the same time.
Me: Laptop.
Eric: No it's labtob.
Me: Lap. Top. It sits on the top of your lap.
Eric: Mine is faster than yours.

labtob by pigonthewing July 11, 2006

labtop

A word that inexperienced college freshmen (most often girls) call their new laptops.

College Freshman: I just got my new labtop, it's awesome!
Experienced Geek: Laptop.
College Freshman: Yeah, that's what I said! Labtop!

labtop by mortimer jones October 4, 2005

LABOB 

Fuckin Sick Cat cunt no doubts about it

“Yo LABOB, got any Smokes?”
“Nah cunt were fully sick not fully fucked!”
“Aight it’s shiven time”
“Aight I’ll fuck ya up for ya Tn’s”
“Ahhh!”
“Ahh!”

LABOB by LABOB_42 August 27, 2020

Labtop

A common mis-spelling for laptop, generally made by young people.

"the young girl loves her labtop"

Labtop by djj000 May 23, 2008

Lactobacillus 

was a Roman nobleman in 71BC. He was present in the Third Servile War where Spartacus the gladiator led an uprising against the Holy Roman State. As a child, he despised gladiator fights even to such point of declaring it publicly. When the uprising spread to his small farming bordering the Alps, he was able to persuade the rebels to leave their people be. His success did not spread in the Empire, but words of his deeds were carried by the escaped rebels and into lands surrounding Rome.

Lactobacillus: Ventri, my friend, are you okay?
Ventri: I am okay... Everyday okay.
(Words exchanged between Lactobacillus and his good friend Venti just after the rebels left their town unscathed.)

Lactobacillus by Lora Tamil June 30, 2017

labtop

What wannabe thugs and other ghetto people call laptops. Also used by ignorant white people. When one says labtop, the "a" is usually excessively stressed.

I just got me a new laaaabtop.
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Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?"
Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops."
Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?"
Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that."
Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop."
Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."

labtop by Datamonger July 11, 2009

labooboo 

Labooboo is dope. Labooboo is that dude that you wanna be your best friend. Labooboo is that nigga. All love for labooboo.

"Look at that fly ass nigga, he must be a Labooboo."

labooboo by kandytrain April 8, 2017